At DrunkenDinos, we don’t care if you identify as male, female, non-binary — or even full-on festive reindeer. Everyone deserves to strut their stuff in a gloriously ridiculous Christmas sweater. Whether you're heading to an ugly sweater party or just want to make your cat question your life choices, we’ve got you covered. Prices start at just €9.95 — so no excuses.
🧶 Where Did Ugly Christmas Sweaters Even Come From?
We did a little digging (so you don’t have to). The very first commercial Christmas sweaters popped up in the 1950s, but it didn’t take long for crafty grandmas to start knitting their own holiday creations. These homemade gems were usually gifted to kids on Christmas morning — and by the time the ‘80s rolled around, people started wearing them ironically. The rest is history. From cheesy to cheeky, these sweaters became more popular (and weirder) every year. Fast-forward to now, and every celebrity, football club, and TV show has tried to cash in on the trend. But let’s be honest: most of those sweaters are meh. Want the real deal? You’re in the right place.
👕 Men’s vs Women’s Christmas Sweaters — Is There Even a Difference?
Other shops might claim their men's and women's designs are “tailored” differently. Spoiler alert: they’re not. Unless you’re buying a full-on Christmas dress, you're getting the same sweater. At DrunkenDinos, we keep it real — all our sweaters are unisex. That means they look amazing on everyone and anyone. Comfort? Check. Style? Absolutely. Chaos? Always.
🎉 Looking for a Truly Unique Ugly Christmas Sweater?
You didn’t land here by accident. You're not here for a cookie-cutter sweater from the supermarket. You want something different. Something wild. Something so fantastically festive, it makes people do a double take.
And guess what? DrunkenDinos has the kind of holiday knitwear that wins parties and steals hearts.
From Sexy Trump sweaters to cats eating pizza in Santa hats, to T-Rexes posing by the tree and cocaine loving Santaclause enjoying the presence of a prostitute — we’ve got something for every taste and every type of weird. Don’t see your perfect design? Tell us. We might just make it for you.
🎅 Why Buy from DrunkenDinos?
Because you love weird, and we love making weird. Our small but mighty team of (possibly caffeinated) creatives comes up with brand-new chaotic designs every year. From reindeers doing... well, reindeer things, to our iconic alcoholic santa sweater — our stuff is made to turn heads.
🛒 Ready to Rock the Funniest Holiday Look?
Scroll up to check out our full collection of hilarious, cozy, and outrageously festive knitwear. Be bold. Be jolly. Be unapologetically you — in a sweater from DrunkenDinos.
